Rihanna Saved Us From a Super Bowl Where Taylor Swift Is the Halftime Show

After reports started spreading that Taylor Swift had been asked to headline the Super Bowl halftime show, Rihanna has confirmed that she's secured the coveted spot and must now marry a sleeping Ben Affleck. I do not make the rules. (ESPN) Tom Cruise and Sandra Bullock might sue Paramount. (Lainey Gossip) The Baldwins continue their quest to reach Full Duggar. (Dlisted) Sly Stallone and Jennifer Flavin put their divorce on hold. (Celebitchy) From Roxana: Oh look, millennials killed another thing by "not being able to afford it in this economy." Haha, quirky millennials! pic.twitter.com/r9RLE840u7— Ashley Clements (@TheAshleyClem) September 23, 2022 Leslie Grace shared behind-the-scenes footage of Batgirl. (AV Club) Kiki Layne just added to the Don't Worry Darling drama pile by revealing Olivia Wilde cut most of her scenes. What bridges didn't Olivia burn? (Instagram) SiriusXM suspended Brett Favre's show over those reports of him bilking welfare funds to build a volleyball court. (Rolling Stone) Surprise! The Bachelorette has a blackface problem. (Jezebel) From Petr: I love John carpenter pic.twitter.com/cwmMiAnPyp— please be nice to patrick (@ruff_bluffs) September 21, 2022 Jon Hamm did Bridesmaid entirely as a favor to Kristen Wiig. (The Wrap) James Earl Jones has reportedly retired his Darth Vader voice and given Lucasfilm permission to recreate it using AI for all eternity. (Vanity Fair) Charlize Theron really loves Elf. (IndieWire) Travis J. Smith thinks the challenges to Laurie Halse Anderson's Speak say a lot about the people trying to get it banned. "Whatever the reason, by banning this, or not allowing it to be discussed, you're just going to show that you only care about silencing women and their concerns." Have you picked up any banned books this week? (Cannonball Read 14) From Hannah: @crufts Don't @ us for the last one 😉 #ringsofpower #lordoftherings #Crufts #Dogsoftiktok #galadriel ♬ Lord of the ring - torb32

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