Brad Pitt Thinks Emily Ratajkowski Is "The Hottest Thing On The Planet," But They're Taking Things Slow Because Both Are Dealing With Messy Breakups


The hottest thing on the planet is the fucking weather, but according to Brad Pitt, global warming ain't got shit on Emily Ratajkowski who he reportedly thinks is hotter than Heat Miser's hemorrhoids. It's been about a month since we started hearing rumors that Brad and Emily were bumping down-low parts, but there hasn't been much proof of that. All of Emily's mail goes to her social media accounts since she practically lives on the internet, but Brad hasn't made one appearance in any of her posts. And sources claim that the reason why Brad and Emily are keeping things . . .